
20. More nakedness, but this time with karate.
“I worked at a YMCA gym for about a year, and this happened during my last week there. A young guy, about 16, came in as a guest of a member. Part of my job was to basically do laps around the gym to check on everything, and on one of my laps, I see this guy has his shirt off. It’s policy to keep shirts on, so I ask him to put it back on. He says okay. I lap again, and the shirt is still off. Ask him again to put it on. He says okay. I’m rounding lap 3, and now I see his pants are off, too. Mind you, I’m a 19-year-old girl at the time, and I ask him to please get dressed, and he proceeds to tell me that I can’t limit his freedom of expression or something. “
“The boxers come off – the man is naked. I throw an exercise mat toward him, tell his friend to dear god, please contain this guy, and run to get my boss (also a petite woman). We run back and basically surround him holding exercise mats, acting sort of like censor bars. We’re begging him to get dressed, and he starts, I’m not kidding, doing karate moves, kicking and flailing around with his junk all everywhere. We eventually have his friend call his parents. He starts CRYING and comes at my boss. At this point, his friend takes him down, and we call the police.” Reddit user Andsoitis Summarizes perfectly, “TL;DR Guy comes into the gym and has a weird mental break, gets naked and does karate.”