
26. Running is a hard workout.
When you are trying to get a hard workout in, maybe don’t do what this gym-goer did. “A similar story about an overweight guy on a treadmill. I was at an LA Fitness, using the treadmill. Two treadmills to the left of me are a fat guy, running at a really fast pace, far faster than he looked like he should be able to sustain. He’s wearing a sweatshirt, and it’s just drenched. He’s dripping sweat everywhere. He realizes he can’t hold the pace and puts his feet on the side rests. And proceeds to violently vomit all over the treadmill.”
Oh, it gets much worse. Reddit User [deleted] continues, “Of course, the belt was still going at this point, so the vomit was rocketed backward all over the front row of elliptical machines, spraying about a dozen machines (and their users) with vomit. The resulting rush to the lockers and the smell was absolutely insane.” If you feel like you could throw up, it’s best not to push it until the last second, and it’s too late. Go to the bathroom before you vomit all over the machines. It will save you any embarrassment, and it will save the employee from having to clean it up.