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People Share Embarrassing Moments in Health Class and Sex Ed

1. That one awkward question in sex ed. “I’m not a teacher, but instead, I was the awkward student that asked the uncomfortable question. I must… Trista Smith - December 4, 2021

Did you take a health class in high school? What about sex education? Taking these courses can be very awkward, no matter what grade you are in. Attending sex ed can be uncomfortable for everyone, whether it be a student or the teacher. In this article, you will read about experiences people have gone through during sex ed. Some are students, and some are teachers. You may be able to relate to these embarrassing high school moments, especially in health class. So keep reading to give yourself a laugh. Maybe some of what is said in these posts will make you not feel so embarrassed, knowing others have been in these situations as well.

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29. Kids learning the proper medical terms for body parts.

“Teaching five-year-olds sex ed. This is basically privacy, saying no if you don’t like something and learning the “proper” names for body parts. I had a whole spiel about how it’s fine to use “family names” for your private parts at home. However, you should know the “proper medical names” in case you have to talk to a doctor. This has been a real issue, especially for girls in child abuse cases where it seems a child had tried to disclose, but they don’t have the language to describe what has happened. It’s a bit less of an issue for boys as here in the UK,. “Willy” is pretty much universally accepted as a child name for a penis, I digress. After the whole class talk, their activity was to label a drawing of a person with all the body parts they knew, including the private parts we had just learned”, shares beetothebumble.

“I went over to one group, and they had added breasts to their drawing with the label “boobyes.” They were all a bit nervous and embarrassed (as they always are in this lesson). The whole point is to get them feeling a bit more comfortable with these discussions. So in my best teacher voice, I said that was really good thinking, and they were very clever for realizing there was another private body part that we hadn’t talked about yet. However, there was another “proper medical name” they could use and did anyone know what it was? One little boy flung his arm so high in the air in excitement, “Miss, Miss, I KNOW!” He was a lad who didn’t always participate enthusiastically in class, so I was delighted to give him a chance to join in. He shrieked at the top of his voice, “They’re T*TS! “I tried so hard to keep a straight face because he was so pleased with himself for ‘knowing’ an answer, but I’m afraid I cracked up.”

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28. An awkward moment for a pregnant teacher.

“I teach fifth grade. This is the time for the “big talk” in Indiana. I was roughly about seven months pregnant. I was unmarried but engaged. My fiancé was a pretty active participant in my classroom, so all the kids knew him. He came on the field trip due to not having a male teacher available to supervise the boys. In Indiana, we still teach abstinence-only. In the middle of the lesson, the instructor basically tells the kids that conception takes place after sex which can only happen after marriage.”

AndThenThereIsJess goes on to say, “Thirty seconds later, eyes are on me, and a hand shoots up. One of my fabulous tiny humans blurts out, “That can’t be true! Mrs. __________ isn’t married, and she is pregnant right now! How did that happen then?” I’m pretty sure the instructor would have killed me at that moment had she been able to. And this was my Ted talk on how I ruined the abstinence education by being pregnant and unmarried.”

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27. A health teacher who only tells the truth to her class.

“I’m not a teacher, but in 8th grade, we finally had a health class at my private Christian Junior High. The teacher was determined to do a correct and thorough job despite the obvious constraints put on her by the schools (and the parents paying the tuition, of course) morals/ideology. She got to the last day, so far, so good! We learned all the proper names for stuff, how it works, though it was an abstinence-only curriculum. Of course, no methods of birth control were “officially” discussed. She answered questions, and we got correct info about what condoms do and do not offer in terms of protection. We did get general confirmation that there are also other forms of birth control. “

Ironman288 continues, “Anyhow, here’s where it went sideways. Last day, she says we can anonymously submit written questions to a box, and she will answer them all truthfully. We work through the box until she gets to one that makes her turn red. She’s not embarrassed, but she sees the danger. She tells us she’s going to answer this question after the bell rings. Anyone who wants to know what the question is can stay, and she’ll read the question and answer it. Honestly, I was kind of embarrassed at the whole subject. I left when the bell rang. But it didn’t matter. The whole school knew about it 20 seconds after she answered the question because the guys literally burst out of the room shouting the answer. The question: Is it OK to masturbate? She said it was natural. She was fired that day.”

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26. That would make for an interesting week for this teacher.

“I co-taught the week-long sex ed unit at my middle school because the science teachers – all older women – wanted a male presence. It was one of the best teaching experiences I ever had, and I honestly think it was some of the best teachings I have ever seen. (I’m not gloating; I was a pretty crap teacher, which is why I quit). I did the “put a question in the jar” thing, but I actually answered most of them, especially if they had to do with coercion, interpersonal communication, or sexual assault. The ones that I didn’t answer I kept because they were all hilarious,” shares snailbully.

“Some of my favorites were a series of questions about the sensory qualities of oral sex. Like one kid wrote, “What does butthole taste like? Does it taste like the Olive Garden?” And then there were variations on that theme, all naming different chain restaurants. Also, there were so many questions asking about creampies. It was excruciating for some of the kids who were sitting in on the sex ed class. But in general, I was so open with answering questions that by the end of the week, I got really thoughtful and important ones. Besides kids who were name-checking things that had obviously already watched in porn, there were very few offensive or trolling questions.”

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25. This one was sure to have caught the teacher by surprise.

“I’m sure many people experienced the rumor that tampons were put in the butt. None of us girls had gotten our periods yet, and we never said something in front of our parents about it, so everyone thought they went up the butt. We were terrified by this and told all the boys in our grade that when we get older, we start bleeding and have to put things called tampons up our butts. This spread to the boys right before we started sex ed In fourth grade.” tells Cyyykosis.

“On our first day of sex ed (we did the first day coed for some reason), the teacher said she’d answer any sex questions as an icebreaker. One of the boys raised his hand immediately and asked the teacher, “Mrs. _____, why do our butts start bleeding when we get older and how do tampons prevent it?” The teacher covered up a shocked expression and told the boy only the girls would have to worry about that and quickly projected a picture of a penis on the board to talk about the anatomy of male genitalia. Looking back, it was a pretty funny situation.”

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24. That one teacher who gave false information to the class.

“After switching from nursing school to education, I took a job as a teacher’s aide. It was in a 6th-grade class to make sure I wanted to be a teacher. This was back in the late ’90s. So, the kids had many questions about HIV/AIDS. I had done some basic research when I was in nursing school about protease inhibitors for my undergrad chem class the previous semester. The teacher who was teaching the sex ed lesson asked if I could share any info with the class. I talked to them about how HIV is transmitted. (Blood, semen, vaginal fluid, and breastmilk.) Also, how scientists were working on combining drugs to stop the virus and stop it from mutating.”

Skiballerina goes on to say, “I gave myself a silent pat on the back for a decent explanation that was 6th grade appropriate. Then the teacher (who was probably in her early 50s) added a bit. She said, “back in the ’70s, gay men were having sex everywhere. They made clubs just to go and have sex. They would have sex in movie theaters. Wherever they could. And that’s how all the AIDS spread.” I was shocked and didn’t know what to say. She was the teacher. I was just an aide (and only 19 years old at that!). So, I didn’t feel like I could do anything but just said, ‘um…well then.'”

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23. Kids really do ask the darnedest things, even as teenagers.

“A few years ago, I was working at an after-school youth program, along with my roommate. I taught computers and did science experiments; she was a lifestyle teacher and did nutrition and health lessons, including a fully comprehensive sex ed unit for those kids whose parents opted them in. They had different levels for the various age groups. I believe this happened in the 11-12 class.”

Hufflepufftato continues, “So one night in sex ed, they’re covering all the types of sexual activity that aren’t penis-in-vagina. Roommate explains that one thing you can do is use your mouth to stimulate the other person’s penis, vagina, or anus. The kids take this in stride. They ruminate on it for a minute. It’s quiet. Then one hand goes up, and the kid asks: “Miss, is that why, in that one song, they say ‘you gotta eat the booty like groceries’?” Asked with 100% earnestness.”

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22. These things would make one shake their head.

“Where I live, the basics are studied in class (period, male and female reproductive organs, reproduction). But sometimes, teachers will ask someone to talk to their students about more things like the difference between sexual behaviors and sexual orientation. Plus, the different sexual acts, etc. It might not always sex ed per se. Someone who’s at ease with talking sex with a bunch of teenagers and telling things as they are. And sometimes that person is me,” says AndOtherPlaces.

“Now, I have to say that I’ve never found a question awkward or cringe-worthy. They’re asking questions, and it’s always hard for them to do it, even if it’s anonymously, so I always keep that in mind. Well, anyway, I don’t know what it is with male teenagers and Nutella, but there’s always one or two each time asking me if they can use it as lube with their girlfriend/boyfriend. Also, many questions about sex toys. And one kid explained to me that porn was the devil and was invented to keep people from reproducing.”

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21. Sometimes, it just happens.

“So it happened that when I was still young (Elementary age circa), we had Sex Education as part of our program from the last year before heading to middle school. So it goes like this: they took in a tv, put a VHS Tape (really weird tho, we had already CDs and Blue-Ray) and just like that they made us watch some sort of romantic story between a teenage girl and a guy who in the end basically bonga-bonga together. (Still don’t know why we watched that thing! Although, it was some sort of censored and explained with some drawings-animations).”

Lieutent_Delta goes on to say, “Interesting film, I would say, both girls and guys were like: “Oh my lord, so this is what happens!” Staring each other with some kind of pervert eyes, until a dude (who was particularly involved in watching that tape, apparently) came out of nowhere and asked our teacher: “Teacher? Why do I have my pee-pee like a stick?” Useless to say that we started laughing, and the teacher was that embarrassed to answer that she actually replied, ‘It is just the nature.'”

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20. High fives for this health teacher.

“This is always a good story. It was my first-year substitute teaching for a charter school, and they had me teaching multiple subjects. They were kind of testing me to see if I would fit as a full time in the future. So they said, “Hey, we need you to teach a quick science lesson for boys about reproduction” So I was young and naïve and, without questions, agreed. I walked past the girl’s class, who had a nurse talking to them. They asked questions like, how long does pregnancy take? What are good ways to be healthy when you’re pregnant? Like good thought-out questions. I went to the boy’s room, thinking it would be similar. Now I knew these boys from hanging around the school. They were in 5th grade and low income, more or less hood (but good) kid,” shares axe_murdererer.

“They had written anonymous questions on paper that I just started picking up and reading… What do boobs feel like? Or what does a vagina look like? What does sex feel like? I had to think quickly about these to be appropriate. But half of my answers were laughing at the question than telling them to ask their parents. Then they asked me if I had ever had sex, and I asked them what they thought. They said yes, and I agreed, and all the boys shouted and cheered, coming up to me, giving me broshakes and high fives. It was hilarious. Not to mention, I’m pretty sure the lead teaching faculty placed a camera in there to watch later… Oof. But I got hired.”

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19. That embarrassed principal (Part 1).

“Not a teacher, but when I was in 5th grade (yes, I know that was early, my school district was strange). There were no male teachers to talk to us boys about what’s up down there (for clarification, we were split up into boys and girls). So, as any sane (female) principal would do in the early 2010s, we got taught about sex by good old Principal Beck. So, us being 5th graders that pretty much all already knew about the male part of sex and were slightly horny listening to a woman in her mid-40s say “penis,” “sex,” etc. We filled our anonymous question jar with things that we wanted her to say aloud. For the first few questions, she made the mistake of holding them under the document camera hooked up to a projector that displayed the image clear as day on the classroom wall before she reviewed them and deemed them appropriate,” shares anunnamedbeing.

“After she put them under the camera, then and only then would she look at the question. The first one (my friend’s) read, and I quote: “What is your preferred dick size?” She placed it under the camera and got as far as “preferred d*ck.” She then proceeded to turn bright red and promised that she would catch whoever did this and that this system was not to be abused like this, blah blah blah, and stopped showing them under the document camera. But we had thought ahead and marked the backs of our with some symbol so that when she was reading a question from a specific student, they would know it and whisper to everyone else what the question was, as she threw them away with disgusted looks on her face.”

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18. That embarrassed principal (Part 2).

Anunnamedbeing continues, “There were a couple of normal ones, followed by some weird ones. (I’ll make honorable mentions if anyone wants them.) The ninth or so question came, and read “When did you lose your virginity?” She read the entire question completely out loud. (And, later, she said that she thought it was OK to say, and the kids were just curious). So, she whispered, with an awkward look on her face, “13.” Before this, we were all laughing at her, knowing what weird stuff she was reading. But then this came. What the actual heck.”

“Like if you were going to read it, please ponder your response for a second and make something up. But now we are a bunch of 9 and 10-year-olds that now know that their principal had sex around our age. Hands shot up with tons of questions (who was it, where, how did it feel, etc.) She ran out of the room crying, leaving us to ponder what had just happened. Needless to say, when my brother had that lesson (I should note that they made it an entire day affair), they brought one of the male teachers from the middle school over to talk about it. Principal Beck quit at the end of that year. Good times.”

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17. At least they got their answer.

“I’m not a sex ed teacher, but I am a tutor at a middle school. Last year, the 8th graders watched the dreaded birth video in their health classes (if they had the fun teacher, they also got to watch it in reverse). I had a boy one day go up to present his problem to our group. He admitted that he already knew how to solve his problem. But, he asked if he could present something they had been learning in health. I figured if the kid already knew his math and health are technically part of their academic work, why not? This boys class had already watched the birth video and commented that the woman’s pubes were “long and messy.” Now, this video has got to be an easy 20+ years old. I imagine that it wasn’t all the rage to have shortly trimmed or completely shaved pubes.”

AbjectPandora continues to say, “So, noting the color of the woman’s pubes compared to the hair on her head, asked if pubic hair was always the same color as the hair on their head or if they were different colors. Legit question, right? At this age, they don’t really have much experience with people and other teens their own age, so their only experience with nudity and sex is what they learn in health and from watching porn. (And we all know that porn is rarely reflective of reality). For a good five minutes, I was completely silent and a little taken off guard as my whole group of about eight kids (and the eight or so kids from the neighboring group) waited for my reply. Finally, I just told them that, generally, the carpet matches the drapes. The boy and the rest of the kids pondered for a few moments, nodded in acceptance, and moved on.”

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16. A sex ed teacher with a good attitude.

“My sex ed teacher was wheelchair-bound. He and his wife had just had their second child several months before school started. When the sex ed week came around, a ton of classmates kept asking about “wheelchair sex” and how he had done it. He would refer to a page number in the health book and move on, but kids were not satisfied with his answer. They kept asking if he had sensation or had to hold it up with his hand, etc.”

Nightcactus goes on with their story to say, “This was the same health teacher who would purposefully throw himself out of his wheelchair onto the ground during first aid / CPR week and say, “help me!” The same teacher during safety week brought martial artists to class to talk about self-defense. He broke a board with his hand and nearly caused his chair to fall backward. He was fantastic.”

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15. Someone, please explain that one.

“I remember one day in the 5th grade, in the US, my teacher rolled in the TV cart. You all know the one. The lights dimmed, and everyone got excited for movie time! Then the tape played, and it was a bunch of kids talking about puberty. There was one really memorable line in that video that I will literally never forget no matter how long I live or how damaged my brain becomes. One of the kids in a montage of kids saying random stuff about puberty was a boy who said….”

Payperplain continues, “Mine’s not as big as everyone’s.” Even at the tender age of 9, that raised so many questions for me that have never been answered. Why did that kid know he had a smaller penis than the rest of his classmates? Why were they sharing and comparing like that? We didn’t have showers or locker rooms in gym class or anything like that at that age. What the heck?”

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14. These kids weren’t paying attention during sex ed.

Mercfan3 shares, “Not a sex ed teacher – although sometimes my classrooms turn into sex ed classrooms..when a student says something so dumb I have to correct them. A few years ago, I was close to three students. It was a brother (18) and sister (17), and the brother’s best friend (17). The brother was a special ed student (dyslexia and a little emotionally stunted) and had his first girlfriend. His sister came up to me, worried that he was going to get his new girlfriend pregnant because he refused to listen to any safe sex talk.”

“I knew it would be too awkward for him to discuss with me, so I talked to his best friend. His best friend was an intelligent student with a cool mom – who I knew had been taught correctly. I questioned him about a few things, and it seemed like he understood condoms and everything. The best friend talked to the brother. We were having a conversation about safe sex. The best friend goes, “you can’t get a girl pregnant after the first round, so that’s the only time I use a condom.” It still horrifies me.”

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13. Luckily, they had someone to teach them.

“So I teach at a community college now, but this happened back in my undergrad days, during my student teaching placement. I was placed with a 5th-grade teacher (a female) who sort of partner-taught with another 5th-grade teacher (a male). At the time, these two teachers were piloting, splitting the classes up by gender to teach certain subjects, the idea being that at this age, students are more likely to engage because they won’t be as worried about embarrassing themselves in front of their peers of the opposite sex. There have actually been some pretty great results with similar programs, but I digress. So we split up the classes one day to have “the talk.” The female teacher and I were having a pretty successful chat with the girls. They were being mature and asking appropriate questions,” says atouchofrazzledazzle.

“After the period ended, and students were leaving to go to lunch, gym, etc., The other teacher comes into the room, his eyes completely bugged out and just shaking his head. He divulges that he began the chat by stating something along the lines of, “OK, so guys have penises. Do any of you know what girls have?”. Complete silence. No hands go up. After a moment, one kid sheepishly raised his hand and said, “a p*ssy?” Of course, all the boys lost it and laughed hysterically. The male teacher said he thought it was a little funny, but mostly he was really sad that these kids (who, by the way, are 10-11 years old) knew the word p*ssy, but not vagina. I should add that this was a very rough school. Most of these kids were exposed to way too much at this age. Plus, they didn’t have the best home lives.”

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12. The students weren’t expecting that answer.

“I taught sex ed for several years to grade 10 students. One of the most hilarious questions came from our anonymous box, which I told students I would answer every question in the box as long as it wasn’t personally about me. Now, if you know anything about high school students, you know they enjoy embarrassing their teachers. So one of my students decided they could get me to say something embarrassing in front of the class when I read their question.”

Dark-Strings2230 continues, “The question asked was, “is it good to eat the booty like groceries?” The whole class erupts into laughter as I read the question out loud. However, my students know that I’m not easily embarrassed… so I begin explaining what analingus was, why people might enjoy that, and how to do it safely, all in a very professional and technical way. The look of horror on their faces was PRICELESS!”

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11. A health teacher with quick comebacks.

“How about a cringe-worthy answer? I went to a small school that struggled to hire and keep good teachers for science courses. My senior year, I took an anatomy elective taught by a lady who knew nothing about anatomy. (She had a Ph.D. in chemistry and was desperate for a job). When discussing the anatomy of genitals, my high school GF thought it would be funny if she asked the teacher what a circumcised penis was. The teacher pauses and then explains it is like someone is wearing a turtle neck sweater who cuts it to a v-neck, except it’s the skin of a penis.”

“She fumbles through the analogy and then turns to me and asks me, “Is that right redneckjep?” Of course, everyone starts laughing. Then she makes the next comment, “Well, I am sure all you boys know who is circumcised and who isn’t.” Yes, she thought all the guys would occasionally go to the bathrooms together to compare or something. She was also the lady who described her first time in a little too much detail. She said how awful sex is for women. That it’s something to be put up with. Ah, so many memories of her saying really weird stuff.”

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10. Not what the health teacher intended.

“I had a student ask me why a woman doesn’t get pregnant whenever she has sex. I explained about ovulation and the basics of the cycle’s timing. Unfortunately, two months later, she turns up pregnant. She had been trying without success, and I gave her enough information to achieve her goals. She was 14. I had a 17-year-old ask me why babies don’t drown when pregnant women go swimming.”

MuppetManiac goes on to say, “I had a girl ask me if she needed to really take the pill every day, or just when she had sex. Right after that last one, a kid named Mannie, whom I will remember until my dying day. He put two and two together and asked, “Hold up, miss, hold up. You’re telling me, there’s a pill girls can take, and they don’t get pregnant? WHY ARE ALL THESE GIRLS PREGNANT?” I don’t know Mannie. I truly don’t know.”

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9. What an embarrassing jr. high school scenario.

“So back in 6th grade. The whole class (100 students) went to the auditorium for a sex ed conference. During the Q&A, I asked what would happen if two sperm cells from different men entered an egg cell simultaneously. I literally asked this question with the most innocent tone and genuine scientific curiosity a 6th grader could express. The teacher asked me to repeat the question, and I thought she didn’t understand me, so I repeated it louder. Here I was thinking she didn’t understand when in reality this woman was shocked I was talking about double penetration creampies in front of 100 12-year-old kids.” says FirebatDZ.

“Finally, a female friend of mine stands up and says, “OH! I know what you are talking about! My mom told me of people that do weird gatherings to have sex and – – “she obviously didn’t get to finish cause at that time, the teacher did the loudest screech to shut everyone up. The conference ended right there. Everyone was sent to their classrooms. I never understood why my question wasn’t answered until years later. I started watching porn, and I felt so bad when I figured it out.”

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8. That sex ed lesson didn’t go as planned.

“I’ve taught sexed for years – one of my funniest exchanges was when the girls in a Year 9 class were complaining about girls getting a raw deal through puberty. I agreed that as females, yes, we do get quite a crappy deal, but we don’t have to deal with unwanted erections. ‘Do you mean boners miss?’ Called out one of the more ‘difficult’ boys in the class. ‘Yes, I do mean boners.’ At which point, one boy squirmed in his seat and sheepishly said, ‘so any boy can get them at any time?’ ‘Well, yes!’ I responded. Then the ‘difficult’ boy shouted out, ‘I’ve got one now and stood up to show the class the bulge in his trousers,” shares Polstar242.

“Then another one of the boys called out, ‘my longest boner lasted for 1 minute 37 seconds.’ The class then erupted into boys admitting to either getting boners in lessons or telling me how long their boners lasted. It was… Enlightening. I’ve had to answer questions about how lesbians and gay men have sex. I got asked once what a cream pie was. I’ve been asked, ‘what are those flappy bits around my girl bits?’. One boy even informed the whole class that if you keep poking a clit it will eventually ‘go off.’ I love teaching sex ed as I try to be as open and honest as the British School System will allow me!”

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7. The class was just curious.

“Not a teacher, of course, but a student. This was 7th grade, if I remember correctly. We had just finished learning about STDs. Plus, we had been shown what some of the symptoms look like for those with visible symptoms. We had an anonymous question box that we could all write questions down and have answered. Most were typical of what you see in the thread here. However, there was one fairly specific question. ‘Can you get genital herpes on your mouth from oral sex?'”

Arglebargle82 goes on saying, “Cue the girl in the front row with a visible cold sore whipping around in her chair and glaring at the rest of the class, asking whom the heck put that question in the box. No one owned up to it. In hindsight, I feel bad for her because that had to be embarrassing as heck, but at the time, it was all I could do not to fall over laughing. You could hear a pin drop in that classroom, as the teacher confirmed that you could transmit HSV2 via oral sex.”

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6. When the health teacher loses their place.

“Not a teacher. This story is told from the perspective of the student (me). In my senior year of high school, I took an anatomy and physiology class for college credit, with both juniors and seniors in the class. My best friend (male) and several of my best female friends were also in the class, and we occupied the back corner of the room. On the day we discussed methods of contraception, the teacher was trying to clinically explain that the “pullout” method was not effective in birth control because of the presence of sperm in the urethra. A girl in the class, a few rows ahead of us, raised her hand and asked, “If the boy is a virgin, why would there be sperm in his urethra?” says cncordray.

“My buddy and I could barely stifle ourselves in the back row. Her question was absolutely in earnest, which made the whole thing that much funnier. The teacher was trying to delicately hint at the concept of masturbation without actually saying the word, and the girl just wasn’t picking up what he was putting down. The girl sitting next to her leaned over and whispered something in her ear, and she looked up and said, “Ohhh!” My buddy and I lost it. One of those moments where the harder we tried, the worse it got. The teacher had completely lost control of the class for a good several minutes. The poor girl was absolutely mortified. Once the class finally started to come back together, the teacher looked down at his textbook and said, “Well, now I’ve completely lost my place…”. That just blew the lid off the class all over again. We got nothing more accomplished for the rest of the day.”

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5. How to horrify the sex ed teacher.

“When I was in grade 9 (15 years old), a girl asked our elective class drama teacher. She said, “can you get pregnant from swallowing after a blowjob?” The male drama teacher looks slightly horrified by all the implications of the question but slowly answered. “Well, the stomach and uterus aren’t connected at all, so no.” But she continued. She said, “if a girl has a hole in the bottom of her stomach and a hole at the top of her uterus … and she swallows after a blowjob, can she get pregnant then?” The drama teacher gave her a long, weirded-out stare before answering, “well, there are several things between the stomach and the uterus in a body…” “But if there wasn’t. Like if there was a tube connecting it, or something, would it be possible?”

RangerGnome continues, “…the stomach acid would probably kill all the sperm before it made it through to the uterus.” “What if she had really low stomach acid?” Very long pause, staring as though questioning his whole career. “Sure. If all of these entirely impossible factors lined up, a woman could get pregnant from swallowing after a blow job.” “But nothing is impossible, so if all that happened to a person, it could happen!” By this point, all giggles from my classmates and I had subsided into stares of disbelief. Even as Catholic school kids, we all knew that was ridiculous. Our sex ed wasn’t that bad.”

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4. Not the questions this teacher wanted to answer.

“I’m not a teacher, but in the middle of sex ed in grade 9, a boy in my class asked my teacher this during the conversation about women’s reproductive systems and how the vagina can stretch when pushing out a baby… Boy: “so, does that mean that the vagina can stretch with things going in?”…all the girls and guys knew what he was asking, but assuming it was a fair question, my teacher simply replied. Teacher: “yes, but not in the same way. But a woman’s vagina can stretch to fit a larger penis to a certain extent width-wise. That’s different for every woman, and that’s general.” OK, feeling awkward but OK.”

chiseledjawline12 continues, “He raises his hand again. Boy: “so does that mean you could fit a watermelon inside a vagina?” My female teacher went red and got angry at his poor taste in question. She sent him to the hallway to think about his choices. The boys chuckled, and the girls just shook their heads. Did I mention this was in a catholic religion sex ed class? Honestly was surprised my teacher even answered the first question the way she did without including “after marriage” in that sentence. She normally did.”

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3. Teamwork makes the dream work (Part 1).

“I went to public school in Massachusetts in a small wealthy town with one stoplight and about 200 kids per grade. We had the standard “this is puberty and science of conception” overview in 6th grade. However, we had Sex Ed as a mandatory 6-week segment of gym class our freshman year, which I took in 1999. It was team-taught by the football coach and the school nurse. They covered everything in a great sex-positive way that emphasized safety, consent, pleasure, and positivity. It was truly great and delved into everything. They showed how to put a condom on yourself and how to put it on a partner,” shares stimilon.

“They talked about masturbation, sex toys, orgasm, how to have conversations with partners about what you were or were not comfortable with, and how to communicate about what feels good or bad. The last 20 minutes were an unstructured time for question and answer, and there was “the question box,” which was a shoe box for each class section in the cafeteria where you could anonymize your question. They would answer every single question without you as the author. Well… I was a freshman. My sister was a senior. She and all of her friends ate in the same cafeteria where the question box lived.”

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2. Teamwork (Part 2).

Stimilon continues, “They decided to stuff the box with all sorts of questions and put my class section number on them so they’d be read in my class. They ranged from easy ones like “I slipped on my bike falling on my seat and broke my hymen. Am I still a virgin?” “One of my teammates asked if he could suck my penis to see if I’m gay. I got hard. Does this mean I’m gay?” To “my parents make my siblings sleep in the basement so they can have friends over for a “key party.” Is this common?”

“To even mention every masturbatory practice or locations for ejaculation you can imagine. The funniest part was that the teachers thought all of these questions came from my one friend in the class. They totally thought this for the rest of his high school career. The real truly best part was that they took on every question and tried to give each a medically sound answer without judgment. I probably owe a lot of my positive attitudes about sex to how seriously this football coach and the school nurse took on a tough task.”

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1. That one awkward question in sex ed.

“I’m not a teacher, but instead, I was the awkward student that asked the uncomfortable question. I must have been about 12. I’m 28 now, and I live in the UK. For some reason, our whole year group received one mass sex ed class with all the form teachers (class heads?) standing awkwardly in a row at the front of the large classroom to help answer about 70 cramped children’s questions. I have no idea why this was the chosen format to educate us on the intricacies of sex. After one of the braver teachers gives her a rundown on the basics with seemingly very little rehearsal to this class, and confident male students get up to incorrectly point at the clitoris on the giant vagina projected on the board, the classroom is opened up to questions,” shares Rhydonal.

“Now, I am a cheeky chap. I figured this was my chance to ask a question. Also, hopefully enlighten the year group on correct oral sex procedures. After raising my hand, my teacher pointed to me. “I know it’s safer for girls to spit when it comes to oral sex. But is it safer for guys to spit when going down on a girl?” The teacher that’s answering awkwardly stumbles over her words, unsure how to answer such a ridiculous question. Seeing how uncomfortable this made her, I decided to step in and say something along the lines of “So a guy should spit then, yeah?” Nodding my head as I look directly at her. “I suppose.” I think was the conclusion. The other pupils and teachers stared quietly at both the teacher and me. Everyone was wondering what to make of this awkward exchange.”

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Non-Americans Reveal Which American Foods They Find Gross

If you’re an American, you may think you have the most refined taste buds in the world. You have all kinds of international fast food at… Trista Smith - December 1, 2021

If you’re an American, you may think you have the most refined taste buds in the world. You have all kinds of international fast food at your fingertips, right? You’re a jet setter! You might be shocked to find out that people worldwide actually hate what Americans eat and think the food habits on this continent are gross AF. That includes everything from peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to Taco Bell to how Americans eat some of their favorite holiday dishes, like sweet potatoes and green beans. Plenty of non-Americans visit the US and leave unsurprised that obesity is a problem among Americans, especially American children. After all, cereal that is marketed to children is full of marshmallows that basically taste like dust. And who in the sam hill ever thought of putting syrup on fried chicken and laying them down on a plate of waffles?

Quite a few non-Americans think that something is wrong with Americans’ taste buds to tolerate, let alone enjoy, things like Cheez Whiz, Pop-Tarts, and Hershey’s chocolate. But while those popular and sensationalized foods may get a lot of advertising attention, we can’t say that they are staples every American lives on. In fact, there are plenty of Americans who think that a lot of American foods are gross. Like their non-American counterparts, they prefer less sugar, less bread, less ranch, and less sodium. Here are some foods that non-Americans think are very unappealing.

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35. Plastic-wrapped cheese slices or cheese that comes in a can is gross.

Iamfromthewater mocks ‘plastic cheese, saying, “American cheese. That plastic stuff is an instant guarantee that I’m not ordering that food item. Not even my kids will eat it. Why can’t it just be normal cheddar cheese?!” Night_owl37 goes straight for the jugular with this comment: “Gross. Even my five-year-old daughter would rather have blue cheese than that yellow square.”

Coldjeanz was definitely not feeling the love here. “There are people out there who actually like it. That one always blows my mind. And as if the fact that it melts unnaturally easily (sp) is somehow supposed to be a good thing.” And coolreg214’s response that, “Ants won’t eat it, that should tell you something,” is a pretty strong condemnation. Macapagal denounced an entire food group with the following statement when asked what American food was gross. “Spray cheese! And spray oil/butter! Food just shouldn’t be in a spray can, honestly.”

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34. All Chocolate is not created equally

Square_Slice claims that Hershey’s chocolate specifically is pretty awful to them. “Hershey’s genuinely tastes of vomit. And not good vomit, but cheesy vomit. I think it’s butyric acid.” Waysafe agrees, “That’s because European chocolate producers wouldn’t share their recipes, so Hershey had to experiment to come up with a recipe. He used condensed milk that slightly soured to approximate European chocolate. As an American, I never noticed that aspect of Hershy chocolate. When I learned this, now I taste the vomit hues. I’m never learning anything about hotdogs.”

Fiveupfront hates all American chocolate equally, saying, “American chocolate. Particularly anything subjected to Hershey-style flavoring. shudder.” Libby1798 even hates chocolate sauce! “The Hershey’s chocolate sauce for ice cream that comes out of a squeeze bottle. It doesn’t taste like chocolate at all.”

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33. Bread Should Not Be Sweet

Salty_paroxysm‘s issue with American food? “The bread, it’s so sweet! Trying to have a savory sandwich with standard supermarket bread in the states just doesn’t work.” Tangtastictwosome agreed. “Yes, this – I visited America last year, and the bread was more like a dessert. Give a good granary loaf that doesn’t taste like sugar!” GrayArchon had a response: “I think most Americans don’t think about it. Bread companies add sugar because sugar has proven addictive properties, leading them to buy more. I don’t think Americans actually know that sugar doesn’t normally go in bread unless they’re in the habit of baking their own bread at home. For me, it wasn’t until a college nutrition class (that I was teaching, not taking) that I learned that bread has all this processed sugar. Previously, I never thought about it. And it’s not like I was raised in a food desert in the South.”

But there is one thing that comes on bread that non-Americans tend to find especially repulsive: peanut butter and jelly. Emrhiannon said, “While I studied abroad in Australia, I got stared at by classmates who couldn’t believe I ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I also stayed in a hostel; another American and I managed to find some refried beans and made some bean burritos. All the Australians in the hostel just watched us eat them and couldn’t believe we were eating “dog food wraps.” GreyInkling had a similar experience, saying, “When I lived abroad, I had to get my taste of Americano by buying homemade style peanut butter and actual jam, and grape jam were hard to find for some reason. As a result, even after returning to the US, I now prefer my PBJs with raspberry jam and homemade peanut butter.”

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32. Fluffer Nutters Are Just A Big Fat, What?

Some variations on the classic peanut butter and jelly? According to Cherry Hero, “Jelly as in strained jam isn’t widely available here. Most people hear jelly and think of the gelatine dessert you had after you get your tonsils out. But we eat peanut butter and jam all the time. Marshmallow fluff in a jar had with peanut butter on a sandwich though, is truly weird.” Meanwhile, That’s_Right said of the “marshmallow fluff in a jar had with peanut butter on a sandwich. That’s called a fluffer nutter. Generally, those are reserved for days when you hate yourself and have given up on life.” A non-American’s reaction to the fluffer nutter is that it just isn’t food.

According to colcrnch, “I brought my then girlfriend home to America a few years back. It was her first time in the states. She’s Southern European. Her remark on the food was this: some of it tastes good, some not, but none of it is real food.” Dim6969696969420 agreed, saying, “I’m a Serb. And this was exactly my reaction when I first went to the US. Except with a bit more complaining about how bad most of it tastes, and with more swearing.” A deleted user responded with, “Lmao this. For me, it feels like eating raw food. Some American food tastes good, some bad, but none of them are cuisine. They feel closer to raw food than actual cooked food.”

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31. Generally Speaking, American Food Has No Taste

Wifeoffartybutt bemoaned the overall state of American food by saying, “Born and raised in the USA, but I’ve been lucky enough to have traveled a good amount in my 37 years. I can honestly say that the food outside of this country has real TASTE. I also have pretty bad GI issues, but they always seem toned down when I’m out of the country. Specifically, in Japan – I hardly had issues there. My parents came to this country in the 70s. My mom said one of her first memories here was driving by a market stand and seeing the most beautiful, fresh peaches on display.

She begged her older brother to stop the car so she could buy some. It was the biggest disappointment ever. She said it looked perfect but had zero taste. She later learned most of the produce here just lacked any flavor at all compared to fruits and vegetables “back home.” When I went on a trip to my parent’s home, I learned they were right.”

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30. Processed Foods Are Not Appealing

Dravin84 recognized this problem and that sugar does not solve it. “You can get great food in the US, but unless you are specifically seeking it out, you are going to run into the sea of highly processed food in restaurants and grocery stores. Even hitting up those foods that people are gushing over on food blogs and shows won’t necessarily escape it. What is kinda sad is because of cheap sweeteners, a lot of highly processed food is full of sugar, and it influences the stuff people make at home. I went to a family get-together, and an in-law made a potato salad that was ridiculously sweet.”

A deleted user said of even the “healthy” food, “My first experience in the US was similar. I went to San Francisco, which is supposedly the best food you can have. So, I went to some organic, trendy place and got a salad. I have had way better salad mixes in the frozen section in France. So disappointed. I agree that the avocados were better. Sad that I hate them. Burritos were amazing, though. I recommend sticking to foreign-owned places while there.”

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29. Casseroles Are Just Weird And Gross

According to InquisitorVawn, “Casseroles made with “cream of” anything soup. Green bean casserole, tuna casserole, mushroom casserole. I know what those Campbell’s soups are like, we get them over here, and the idea of using them as a constituent ingredient in the main meal makes me shudder just from the idea of the sodium bomb. Especially those casseroles that are suggested to be topped with crushed chips.” But maybe the canned soup is the problem.

HamatoKameko said, “Making your own “cream of” soups makes everything much, much better. My favorite one is long grain wild rice with homemade cream of mushroom soup and sauteed onions topped with chicken thighs and peaches. Bake it, and heaven happens. The canned soups, however, are little tins full of salt and broken dreams.”

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28. Some People Love Canned Soups!

InquisitorVawn added elsewhere, “All the taste of is unrelenting salt, tinniness, and sadness. The actual level of sodium may not be high, comparatively speaking, but there’s no other flavor to account for it, so it just is unappealing on so many levels. If I’m going to make creamed something or casserole of something, I’ll make a white sauce or a bechamel or a gravy by hand. It’s not much more onerous, and at least then I can put what I want in it.”

Netmier took a different take on canned soup and casseroles by saying, “Those casseroles you talked about are American capitalism at its finest. My understanding is that Campbell’s wanted to sell more soup, so they hired a team to find as many ways as possible to use it, started publishing the recipes on the can and in women’s magazines of the time (circa the 1950s), and they became a part of American culture for years. I think 90% of white Americans have probably had that green bean casserole with the onions on top. It tastes like Christmas.”

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27. Root Bear Is Strange Enough, But Root Beer Floats?!

Plenty of Americans love root beer, and a root beer float is a classic piece of Americana. But plenty of on-Americans have been appalled by both root beer and the version with ice cream. Satanspanties said, “Root beer generally is gross. My boyfriend (American) loves it. I (British) would have to be dying of thirst to knowingly drink it. It tastes like medicine.” Jeapplela had a flip experience and said, “Root beer generally is gross. My boyfriend (American) loves it. I (British) would have to be dying of thirst to knowingly drink it. It tastes like medicine.”

People who are not from the US and did not grow up drinking root beer seem to agree that the drink tastes like medicine. Maybe one reason why can be found in a comment by Horg, who said, “German here. I hate root beer. It tastes like any German toothpaste.” Likewise, debrouta said, “I know a lot of Germans, and they almost all hate root beer.”

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26. Root Beer Float Haters, Part Two

But what about the sensational dessert version of root beer, with a scoop of vanilla ice cream added? Froderick began by asking, “What the hell is a root beer float? I know what “Root beer” is, but a “root beer float”?” Things went pretty much downhill from there. Upon learning, Froderick responded, “Ice cream… in a soft drink? What kind of madness is this?” Just the thought was repulsive. But what of non-Americans who have actually tasted a root beer float? Lgnbrom970 simply said, “They are kind of disgusting.” Mrminecrafthimself responded with, “He’s right. Soda and ice cream is a bad combination.”

Part of the problem goes back to the way that many non-Americans perceive root beer. TheBananaKing said, “Root beer is like liquid black jelly beans. It’s disgusting.” What would these root-beer-float haters think about a float that is made with a different kind of soda? Of course, some people see the problem as ice cream with soda, but for people who just don’t like root beer, maybe a different flavored soda would be the solution.

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25. For Non-Americans Who Have Visited The South, Say Hello To Grits

In states like Mississippi and Alabama, grits are so commonplace that you can order them at McDonald’s. They are made from coarsely ground cornmeal that is cooked similarly to oatmeal — boiled in water and then seasoned. For Southerners, grits are a staple. For non-Americans, and really anyone who is not from the South, they are atrocious.

Yummy_yummy_red_wine wrote, “Grits! Aussie here. I was in a diner in the South, maybe Mississippi. I asked the waitress what it was, and the look she gave me was uncertain and troubled. All I know is, the man next to me had a penchant for it, and the sound he was making while chewing was uncannily similar to that of a child slapping a bowl of porridge.” Dangerbird2 said, “Plain grits, especially instant grits, are nothing to go crazy over. However, shrimp and grits are amazing.” Shrimp and grits involve grilled shrimp served over a bowl of grits along with other seasonings – sometimes even gravy or Cajun sauce!

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24. Crazy Breakfast Foods In America

Knale agreed with these non-Americans by saying, “Grits are gross. However, I’m from Massachusetts, so I’m not breaking any laws by agreeing with you.” Maybe they’re just eating grits wrong? According to magusopus, “If it doesn’t have two parts dairy, one part animal to one serving of grits, it ain’t grits. Butter. Cheese. Bacon. Salt and pepper flavoring. Aw man. Want some grits.” On the topic of breakfast foods, mochirehabilitation bemoaned another American food by saying, “Ketchup and eggs. (I know most Americans don’t eat eggs with ketchup. But some people do.).”

The_Dirtiest Beef had a response to how some non-Americans wrote about American food: “I usually love topics like this. I enjoy hearing about cultural differences pertaining to food and stuff. I’m not one to get overly patriotic or defensive about America, but there were a few points where I read comments, and I’m like, “Hey… screw you. You don’t gotta be so mean about it.”

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23. The Sheer Size Of American Food Servings

Marcm6246 said, “I was disgusted at the sheer size of American food when I visited Florida for the first time a couple of years back. My “small” root beer was an extra-large back in Canada, and my hamburger was almost the size of my head.” Halfoftormundsmember said similarly, “I couldn’t really get the concept of getting a huge meal at a restaurant, then taking half-back with you in a doggy bag. If I wanted the extra food for tomorrow, I would have ordered extra food. Now I feel obligated to stuff myself to excess, take a load of food with me or waste it.

And thanks to a very attentive waitress with sneaky refill skills, my gut nearly exploded from all the soda I drank! Soda is basically treated like water in some of these restaurants, but I’m used to thinking of it as something you’d pay about £1.20 for, so, like an idiot, I kept trying to finish the glass. It doesn’t disgust me, but it is a very different attitude to food and drink.”

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22. Giant American Servings Continued!

Pn42 said, “An uncle of mine told us a story a few years ago that they looked at him like he just openly murdered someone when he ordered (can’t exactly remember) either a happy meal or a small size portion at McDonald’s in California back in the early 2000s.” And Kevin-W said, “I couldn’t believe the huge portion size that The Cheesecake Factory served when giving out just one slice of cheesecake! It was something that could easily be shared between two or three people.”

TrustmeIknowaguy responded by saying, “The reason we have such large-sized food is because of the subsidies we started giving big agriculture in the ’70s. They started producing way more food they/we needed as a country, so they started upping portions sizes to ship all the excess food. Obesity wasn’t a problem in America really until the ’80s.”

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21. Overly Sweet Sodas

AndreasTPC said, “Not exactly food, but I tasted mountain dew for the first time a few months ago. We don’t have them in my country (Sweden), but I found a couple of cans in the imported aisle at my local supermarket. I couldn’t believe how sweet it tasted. Much sweeter than the soft drinks we have here. It tasted like someone had melted some sugar and put it in a can. The difference is probably because you use fructose instead of normal sugar. I wouldn’t say that I was disgusted by it. I finished the can. But I don’t think I’ll buy it again.”

HamatoKameko responded with, “Believe me, Mountain Dew is ungodly sweet to most Americans, too.” Regretdeletingthat said, “In the UK, the only Mountain Dew they sell is Energy, a caffeinated version that isn’t really the same. I always found the different US flavors from the import aisle delicious in a horrid way (way too sugary and syrupy like you say but still good) and wondered why they didn’t sell it here. It turns out it contains at least one chemical that’s prohibited for human consumption in this country…”

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20. Maybe You Shouldn’t Do The Dew

After learning that most American sodas are caffeinated, regretdeletingthat said, “Ahh, the more you know. I knew Coke had caffeine but never thought about it in anything else. In that case, I wonder if the only way they could get away with 60g of sugar and a lot of caffeine was to sell it as an energy drink here. But apparently, not all non-Americans disagree with Mountain Dew.”

EarhornJones recalled, “I’m an American and don’t drink it either, but I had an Australian colleague visit, and he drank a ton of it, as apparently, it’s his drink of choice at home. We learned later that American Mountain Dew apparently has a great deal more caffeine than its Australian counterpart. We had to deal with a very fidgety Aussie for a few days.”

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19. Just A Lot Of American Food Is Weird And Kinda Gross

Tigersmadeofpaper wrote, “When I first moved here a few years back, biscuits and gravy weirded me out the most, but I have grown to enjoy it. It still looks like vomit, though. I still can’t stomach the standard supermarket bread here. It’s so sweet. The same goes for the average burger or hotdog buns. I find Americans’ need/desire to eat sandwiches with potato chips bizarre. Where I’m from, a sandwich is a meal in and of itself – it doesn’t come with aside. And potato chips shouldn’t be a side. Ever. They’re gas station junk food.

To me, it’s like getting a Snickers bar as a side. Ranch dressing. Why don’t you people want to taste the actual salad you’re eating? Flavoring everything with pumpkin around Fall. Pumpkin pie, okay, fine, I’ve learned to like it. Things I will never accept pumpkin in coffee, ice cream, pancakes, doughnuts, smoothies. Granola as a “healthy” breakfast option. It’s basically a dessert.

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18. An Issue With Taco Bell.

Tigersmadeofpaper continues, “Taco Bell. Okay, I haven’t actually tried it, but it looks so unappealing in the ads and posters in the store windows – more so than any other fast-food chain – I just can’t imagine why anyone ever would. It’s not like actually good Mexican food is expensive. One thing I think is great about American food, however, is all the regional variety. Sure, a lot of it is a bit gross and incredibly unhealthy (I can’t say I enjoyed my encounter with Jello salad), but I love that you can try new things in every city and how proud people are of their local specialties. We don’t have that back in Australia, and I think we’re poorer for it.”

Clearly, Americans are doing something right by having regional specialties, such as grits in the South and bagels with lox in New York City. Maybe people who are visiting the US should focus more on local, regional cuisine than on the hyped-up, sensationalized things like Mountain Dew and Hershey’s chocolate.

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17. Insanely Sweet Breakfast Cereal Is Just Wrong

The American food that weirds out TheInsaneDane? “American breakfast cereal. It has all these different colors and weird tastes, and there are freaking marshmallows in some of it, too. That’s not ideal for a breakfast meal. No wonder why many kids struggle with obesity.” DaJoW agreed by responding, “Yeah, I never really understood that. Starting the day off with a bowl of sugar can’t be too good.” Elasticthumbtack wrote, “The marshmallows taste like dust, too, so you don’t even enjoy it. Lucky Charms specifically leaves your mouth feeling like you just ate sawdust.”

ChandraCorby said, “And the weird thing is the food companies hire highly paid chemical engineers to make that cereal. My partner, who was the female engineer of the year in college, found herself trying to figure out a way to make a figure-eight-shaped cereal where the two “O” shapes wouldn’t fall apart. This was necessary because the cereal’s mascot was going to be Scooby-Doo. She left that job rather quickly.”

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16. Healthy Cereal Is Popular, Too, But Not As Much

Regretdeletingthat had a somewhat different experience and wrote, “I’m British, and I had a box of Lucky Charms for the first time last week. Disgustingly delicious, but these marshmallows aren’t marshmallows! They’re colored sugar shapes sharing a limited subset of properties that marshmallows have. I’ve never had the remnants of cereal milk dye a bowl blue before. It makes me poop green. It concerned me at first until I Googled and saw that it was a semi-common occurrence.” Some Americans took offense at the idea that super-sugary breakfast cereal is how everyone in the US starts off their day.

ZebulonPike13 wrote, “I’ll assure that we don’t all crack open a box of Lucky Charms in the morning. A bowl of Cheerios is enough for a lot of us.” Gannok replied, “I tend to like the “healthier” ones. They’ll have like dried cranberries and such in them, but even those tend to be sweetened all to hell and back. As un-American as it sounds, I don’t like the ones with marshmallows. I love me some marshmallows, s’mores man for life. But those things in the cereal box, they ain’t marshmallows. They’re sugary balls of death.”

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15. There’s Just Too Much Sugar

What rjapsa found problematic about American food might surprise Southerners in particular: Sweet Tea. “It’s just iced tea with a lot of sugar mixed in (Edit: as many have mentioned below, this is done before the tea cools). It is a southern drink but has been making its way northward over the past decade. If you were to ask for “tea” at a restaurant in the South, the server would most likely ask “sweet or unsweet?”

Ashmotimbo said, “Sweet tea is a southern thing, and I’m pretty sure most southerners were drinking it while still in diapers and drinking from a bottle. I love it. My in-laws (British/Kiwi) find it sickly sweet. It’s had to be a certain tea as well, and it took me years to find it in New Zealand.” Jack324 wrote, “As an Aussie who’s spent a lot of time in the South, I have to agree with you – it’s like liquid cotton candy.”

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14. Don’t Talk About His Sweet Tea!

Sweet tea is pretty much as sweet, if not sweeter, than a lot of sodas, which are already pretty ridiculously full of sugar. But how did an American respond to all of these non-Americans trashing sweet tea? A deleted user said, “I drink about a pitcher of sweet tea a day. I make my own. Every. Day. I also haven’t had a dark-colored soda (Coke, Dr. Pepper, Root Beer) in 7 years. Just a piece of advice. Don’t you EVER come to the South and ridicule our tea?

I’m frothing with anger as I type this, but I’m trying to stay calm because you just don’t know any better. It’s a HUGE piece of our culture, and you’re just fine not to like it but keep it at “I don’t like it,” “It’s not for me,” or just don’t talk about it. I will invite you in my house, feed you the best meal of your life, take you to church with me Sunday, and help you fix your truck, but you leave my tea alone.”

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13. Some Thanksgiving Favorites Are Just Weird

Especially a distinctly American twist on sweet potatoes: mashed sweet potatoes with marshmallows. An anonymous user wrote, “I’ve only seen it on American tv, so it might not be real—do Americans REALLY eat sweet potatoes with marshmallows? Doesn’t that make you feel sick?” Actualspambot responded with his own experience: “In my family (mid-Atlantic region-based, Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Virginia), we have sweet potato casserole with marshmallows once a year with Thanksgiving. It’s honestly not as weird or gross as people seem to think.”

And amazingawesomator replied, “From California here. Yes, sweet potatoes topped with brown sugar, topped with marshmallows, and baked is a dish usually served around American Thanksgiving (late autumn into early winter). It looks and sounds weird; it is very sweet and takes a few bites to get used to the texture and taste. I used to hate it as a child, but now enjoy it.”

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12. Sweet Potatoes and Marshmallows Is A Strange Combo

MillieBirdie wanted to clarify things. “Yes, and it’s lovely. Of course, it’s not JUST sweet potatoes with marshmallows. It’s sweet potatoes cooked with butter, brown sugar, usually some pecans, and then topped with some toasty marshmallows. In some areas, it’s more common to see it without the marshmallows. But it’s literally just on one day a year.”

TheNorthComesWithMe had other thoughts: “That disgusting travesty is single-handedly responsible for making millions of Americans think that they don’t even like sweet potato. Most of the world has moved on from the food apocalypse that was the 1970’s, but for some reason, the aunts of America never got the message that putting marshmallows on a savory side dish isn’t okay anymore. Equally bad is the horrid “green bean casserole. So basically, it’s a traditional dish that tons of people despise but never really thought about replacing with a different method of preparing their potatoes.”

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11. When The Dish Isn’t Sweet, Americans Use Ranch

Markk31 bemoaned the state of American food by saying, “Ranch… ranch on everything.” TheCSKlepto said, “I was working in the UK at a hotel, and one of our long-term residents (basically she lived there) was a fellow American. One day I came into work, and all of my staff was going apesh*t over what Mrs. Whatsherface made them and how I had to try it. Well, she gave me a bit. I tasted it and went, “…wait, isn’t that ranch? You guys know you can get this everywhere in America, right?” No, they did not. Another day Mrs. W made another amazing sauce, this time: Thousand Island.

My mind was blown by how much my staff’s minds were blown at something (I thought) so simple.” According to kk1998, “I’m from Canada, so ranch is a common flavor but last spring when visiting Poland they were calling it “American Sauce.” We all found it hilarious. I didn’t even know it was associated with the US.”

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10. Ranch Lovers (And Haters) Unite

Rubyfisch is an American who also does not understand the obsession with ranch, which does seem to have a bit of a regional flair in the South and Southwest. She wrote, “I’m from the northeast, but lived in Texas for a while. I was eating out shortly after I moved there, and the waitress asked me if I wanted ranch. So, I had chicken, mashed potatoes, and broccoli. I asked her what, and we just sort of stared at each other for a while. I’m still not 100% sure what the ranch was supposed to go on. While I am really not a fan of most packaged ranch dressing, the fresh-made stuff on salad (and only on salad) is pretty tasty.”

kApplep disagrees. “You gotta have ranch. I used to be all about the sweets, bbq, honey mustard, sweet n sour but hated ranch. Now ranch is all I use as dressing/sauce. I saw my co-worker (who used to work at a Wendy’s) having nuggets with ranch and gave it a go. It was a glorious moment that I’ll never forget.”

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9. So, So, So Much Bread

Not only does American bread have a sweet flavor (because it is often sweetened with high fructose corn syrup), but non-Americans have noticed that Americans tend to eat a lot of it. MustXdestroy wrote, “Girlfriend is from Southeast Asia, and when we first got together, she told me she doesn’t like bread. I didn’t think of it as a big deal at the time, but after three years together, I’ve noticed that we serve EVERYTHING on bread. It’s a trip how often we check out the menu to a place, and every single item on their menu is a sandwich, a burger, or toast.” Why are we responded with, “Yeah, I feel bad for folks with celiac disease for this reason because quite often it’s hard to find places to eat with them. My ex (has celiac) and I basically stuck to Thai food and Mexican food for that reason.”

MustXdestroy also said in response to the idea that most restaurants don’t have a lot of burgers, “Actually, there are tons of places that have more than two burgers on the menu, lol. Maybe you should get out more. If you go to Vietnam, Japan, Indonesia, Korea, Thailand, Singapore, Laos, China, India, or any of the other countries in the most densely populated part of the planet earth (East Asia), bread has absolutely not been a staple of their diet for centuries. They have things like paan, but that’s not bread any more than a quesadilla is. Rice is much more common as the starch is served with meals every day.”

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8. The Sweet And Savory Combo Is Unappealing To Many Non-Americans

Boredgirl98 wrote, “I just find chicken with waffles a weird combo, and some people put syrup on it too.” Shakeweight_Allstar responded by saying, “If there’s one thing Americans love, it’s a sweet/salty combo.” While that combo may seem normal to many Americans, non-Americans can get pretty confused about what makes it appealing. But sometimes, they just need to try it, like blipsman, who said, “I went to college in Atlanta, and Gladys Knight (the singer) has a Chicken N Waffles restaurant or at least did when I went to school there 20 years ago.

We would make fun of it when we’d pass it on the way elsewhere… this was before it became such a well-known dish. One weekend, we decided to go as a sort of dare thing. IT WAS AN EPIPHANY! Absolutely amazing combination and I was hooked! The trick is to have some sort of hot and sweet sauce like habanero infused syrup or mixing hot sauce and honey.”

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7. More About Chicken And Waffles

There is a lot to be said about how extreme American chicken and waffles are. There’s an inordinate amount of bread in the waffles. The dish is sweetened with syrup, and of course, there is a fried element because the chicken is fried. Many people add a square of butter to their waffles. Some people will love the combination, and others will find it repulsive and squarely… American. An anonymous user wrote, “I’m not a fan of mixing sweet and savory. Love fried chicken. Love waffles. Put them together? No thanks.”

Another anonymous user took a different beef with chicken and waffles by saying, “Southerner here. Chicken and Waffles has always seemed a bit made up to me. Let me explain. Chicken is easily fried on a large scale. You can cook up a lot of chicken for the family, and you don’t need much money to do it. Waffles, on the other hand, take a lot of time. You need a special machine, and you can usually only cook one at a time. Think about the problems that arise if you have a large family. Then think about how easy it is to make pancakes. Chicken and Waffles always seem like such a gimmick.”

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6. The Things Americans Do With Cake Can Seem Strange

Americans often have coffee with something sweet, like cake or, you know, coffee cake. But not only is our cake excessively sweet but so is our bread. Harmony55 recalled, “After arriving in America, my German mother invited her new neighbors over for coffee. They sat, drank their coffee, and tried their best to have a conversation. My mother spoke very little English. As is customary, she presented them with cake to go along with their coffee. The cake she served was Wonder Bread. She thought because it was so soft and sweet, it had to be some kind of cake.”

An anonymous user replied to this story by saying, “Haha. You can make the argument that Wonder Bread is cake despite the name. Bread is made from dough. The cake is made from batter. Wonder Bread is made from batter.” No wonder so many kids like to eat sandwiches made from Wonder Bread. They’re basically eating cake!

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5. More About American Coffee

An anonymous user replied with a different story about coffee: “My mum did the same kinda thing when we first moved to America, SoCal to be exact. We’re Australian, and also, at the exact same time we moved into our new home, we had neighbors that also moved into their new home. They were from Texas. Mum got all excited because it was so good to have a family in the same spot as us: brand new to a different country/state. So she invited our new Texan neighbor around for a brew for breakfast.

Now, in Australia (and I also think England is the same), a “brew” is slang for a cup of coffee or tea because you brew the beans/leaves. Not so in America, it seems. Our Texan neighbors honestly thought that my mother was inviting them round for beers at 9 am in the morning.”

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4. Chili Dogs Look Weird, But Taste Okay

CM-IBZ wrote, “My husband is American, and I’m English. He makes some foods that look quite weird/disgusting. Chili dogs with cheese (looks like something the dog would bring up), Hamburger Helper, syrup over breakfast, and Icing sugar on toast? I did try my first PBJ sandwich last year, and it was quite nice.” An anonymous user said, “Chili dogs with cheese are absolutely excellent. The local dive bar only makes two foods: burgers and chili dogs, and for a super trashy leaky grungy bar, they’re out of this world and only like $4 for a full meal.”

CS-Klepto had some other thoughts about British food compared to American food. “My mother’s British: You guys have pancake day and bread pudding whenever. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good Yorkshire, but the ‘save the ends’ sweet pudding? No, thank you.

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3. More Thoughts About Chili Dogs

Therorex wrote, “Try peanut butter and honey sandwiches. Chili dogs are really good, too. In fact, most American foods really don’t look that appetizing, but the flavor is mind-blowing. Just make sure to douse it in either Louisiana/Frank’s Hot Sauce or mustard. Or you know what, just take everything in the cupboard/fridge and throw it in a pot. I swear that’s how we came up with everything.” M8asonmiller concurred that a lot of American foods look gross but taste great.

He said, “Chili looks gross, but if it’s made well, it’s quite divine. Part of its appeal is that you can make it from a wide variety of ingredients, most of which are relatively cheap to buy and easy to prepare. Anyone who makes it regularly has their own recipe. Try it with sour cream and cheddar cheese. It’ll change your life.”

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2. Outback Steakhouse Doesn’t Really Have Food Items From The Outback

Some Aussies had concerns about the origins of Outback Steakhouse’s famous Bloomin’ Onion. Lettucewrangler wrote, “As an Australian, I would like to know what in the flying firetruck a “Bloomin’ Onion” has to do with anything, let alone the rest of Outback Steakhouse’s menu.” Because the “Outback” of Outback Steakhouse seems to be a pretty clear nod to the Australian outback, right? Yet, the menu hardly resonates with those who are familiar with Australian cuisine.

JohnnyBrillCream responded by saying, “Outback rode the coattails of the movie Crocodile Dundee. Outback really has nothing to do with Australia other than a brilliant marketing plan that capitalized off a popular film of that time.” Sveenee said of the whole Outback-Australia catastrophe, “Other franchised steakhouses make a dish that was basically a deep-fried onion. It sold well. Outback Steakhouse just copied the idea and gave it a stupid name. Personally, they all taste like grease and onion.”

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1. Have You Ever Heard Of 7-Up Cake?

Curmevexas had one that was pretty weird. “A long-standing holiday dessert tradition in my family is a 7-Up salad. It is lemon jello, crushed pineapple, and 7-Up and is topped with marshmallows and a whipped topping concoction. My mom was explaining how to make the topping and started the description with “you start by making a pineapple gravy.” I’m not even sure what pineapple gravy is supposed to be or how 7-Up could possibly ever be considered part of a salad.”

DoctorFlimFlam said in response, “We had something similar in my family. My mom just called it Green Goop. One can crushed pineapple plus juice, one package of pistachio instant pudding. Mix together pineapple, juice, and pudding until it congeals, then fold in a ton of cool whip. It looks like a mixture of antifreeze and shaving cream but tastes like pineapple.” Green Goop sounds more appropriate than 7-Up salad or, shudder, pineapple gravy!

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